Redesigned Website.... July 10 2014
If you are reading this, congratulations, you speak English and can read. Big freaking deal. You think you're better than me?
Also, the website has been COMPLETELY REDESIGNED!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
What do you think of it? Be honest, unless you don't like it. Then you should absolutely lie, and say it's the greatest thing you've ever seen, including the birth of your child, which isn't even that great of a child anyway. Hashtag RealTalk.