New Products and Donations... July 23 2014

Hello friends. How have you been? That's nice. I'm glad things are back to normal for you, and that the medication cleared up that unsightly rash in/on/around your mouth area. Because that rash was terrifying, and I'm 99% sure that it talked to me one time. Rashes become most dangerous when they gain the ability to communicate.

Guess what?!?!?!?!? Major announcement...

YOU CAN NOW BUY MOAR NEW TIFOSWEAT PRODUCTS, AND WAIT BUT ALSO YOU CAN NOW DONATE MONIES TO TIFOSWEAT AT ANY MONIES-LEVEL YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!

That's right, you can order #AllOfTheNewStuff and/or donate monies to the #TIFOSWEAT cause. Isn't being alive just the greatest?

Check out the new products, and give our donation page a look-see. If you have any questions, just let us know via email at tifosweat@tifosweat.com, or you can hit up our pager on twitter @TIFOSWEAT.

Viva Mendoza,

Morgan Hughes
President
Spice Girls Appreciation Club of Metro Columbus